1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,240 - You're not disappointed you got me? - It's fantastic! 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,760 Being able to talk to somebody who's actually from China! 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,520 - You know how important my career is to me. 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,080 - I got through it for you and for my dad. 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,800 Who, by the way, thinks you'll be the youngest head in Scotland. 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,320 - Yeah, your dad's been very kind. - Yes, he has. 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,760 If none of that were to happen... 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,080 Well, he'd be so disappointed. 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:29,080 - Running any type of budget from household bills to a whole school - 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,160 tough decisions still have to be made. 11 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,280 - Stuff like that they should teach in schools. 12 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,760 - Hey, why don't we? Get Year Six into two teams, give them each a budget, 13 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,200 see how they manage it! 14 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,000 - Like The Apprentice? - Exactly! 15 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,080 Five... 16 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,120 Seven... 17 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,920 48... 18 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,360 49... 19 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,520 50. - Hm, I'm impressed. 20 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:26,000 - Yes, it's the Apprentice competition today, got to be top of my game. 21 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,040 - I'd wear your flip-flops, that bathroom's disgusting. 22 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,600 Got ginger hairs all over my shower mitt. 23 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,480 And they're not mine. - It's not my cleaning week! 24 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,360 - Well, the sooner we're married and in our own little love nest... 25 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,080 - One step at a time, tiger. We haven't even set a date yet. 26 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,600 - Exactly. 27 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,160 - Oh, George, did you go out in that robe again today? 28 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,320 - Milk won't bring itself in. 29 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,320 - Yeah, but you're not wearing any... 30 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,600 Didn't it feel cold? 31 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,680 At least put some trousers on, please! 32 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,640 - PHONE BEEPS 33 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,400 - George, we're going to be late. 34 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,720 What are you doing? - I, my dearest heart, 35 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,720 am printing out materials... 36 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,680 for my sixth-form Mandarin. 37 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,120 - But it is your first day as Deputy Head. 38 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,680 - Hm, yes, but don't worry... 39 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,280 Christine's a pussy cat and she loves me. 40 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,800 I am, after all, irresistible. 41 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,040 - I'll do this, YOU brush your teeth. 42 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,440 George, there are lots of mistakes here. 43 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,040 - It's all right, you can correct them on the way in. 44 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,200 Bonjour, Monsieur Lowsley, Sue. 45 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,680 - Morning, George. 46 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,200 Apprentice Day! - Mm. 47 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,320 - Fancy helping out? 48 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,080 - Um... - I'm missing a Nick to my Lord Sugar. 49 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,360 - Now I'm Deputy Head, do you think it's appropriate 50 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,520 that I play the role of your subordinate? 51 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,000 - I suppose not. 52 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,440 - Important meeting with, eh, Christine. 53 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,440 Must dash. 54 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,840 - Hi, Sue, you good? 55 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:10,440 - Oh, playing second fiddle to all this - great. - Princess! 56 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,560 - Bye. 57 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,720 - Can't believe he passed an interview panel. 58 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,600 And why aren't I in this meeting? 59 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,200 Careful! 60 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,440 - What do you need a smoke machine for? 61 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,240 - Ah. Lock up. 62 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,240 - Do you EVER watch where you're going, Miss? 63 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,160 - Darren's not giving you any trouble, is he, Miss Spark? - Oh. 64 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,920 - You know, if you ever need me during the day, I'm never far away. 65 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,040 I always honour a deal, Miss. 66 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,000 - Did you make those corrections? 67 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,760 - No, not all of them. I told you there were lots of mistakes! 68 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,080 - Hm, you should have time before class starts. 69 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,720 You can finish them off then. - George, I'm your assistant. 70 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,360 - I know, and I'm incredibly grateful. 71 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,240 - I'm not the teacher and I shouldn't be doing all your work for you. 72 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,600 - I'm simply using your expertise to help me, 73 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,880 is that so wrong, my lovely? - Hiya. - Hi. 74 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,880 - You spelt "courtesy" wrong. 75 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,920 - Everyone knows what it means. - Yeah, well, it looks bad. 76 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,640 - Can't all be perfect, you know? 77 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,160 - Do we get to choose the teams for The Apprentice then? 78 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,960 - Well, make sure you're on mine, I've decided to win. 79 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,080 - Fighting talk! - That's how it's going to be! - Is it? 80 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,120 - Where's mine? - Get your own! 81 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,720 - Not with breakfast club monitors watching. 82 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,560 - Well, go without then. - How long are you going to stay mad at me for? 83 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,080 I hate it when you won't talk to me. 84 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,160 - You should've thought about that before you went sucking up to McFall. 85 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,080 - You were going to chuck that cat in the river! - So? It was hers! 86 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,960 - It was still a cat, Lisa! - Yeah, and you put it before me. 87 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,200 - Eh, I thought you guys had breakfast at the schoolhouse? 88 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,400 - Missed it this morning. 89 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,160 - Oh, shame. Well, you're not coming in here on the scrounge. 90 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,800 So shift it, come on. 91 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,600 Haven't you got a class to go to? 92 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,520 Kev, look, I fixed it! 93 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,760 Happy? 94 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:07,760 - Yeah, yeah. 95 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,200 - HE CHUCKLES 96 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,560 - George, the very man. - Christine, got your message. 97 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,000 On the clock from the crack of dawn now, are we? 98 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,760 - We had something come in from the education committee. 99 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,640 You are going to be so chuffed. 100 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,080 - Sounds intriguing. 101 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,160 - They read my Putting Pupils First plan, 102 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:30,640 and the Mandarin curriculum has really caught them. 103 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,320 They want to roll it out across the area and they want us... 104 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,920 Well, you, to do it for them. 105 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,520 - Great! 106 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,560 - Well, that's one in the eye for all the other LA heads. 107 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,680 What a way to kick off your career as Deputy Head! 108 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,440 Could hardly believe it myself. 109 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,080 The council want George for their poster boy. 110 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,760 - Yes, uh, is this a good idea? 111 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:05,160 I mean, um, I don't really see myself as poster-boy material. 112 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,760 - No, I agree. 113 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,960 - Oh, that's a bit harsh. 114 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,120 - I think George needs to think about it. Right, George? 115 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,240 - Mm-hm. - What's to think about? We grab this! 116 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,200 Chances like this don't often come around! 117 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,440 - Is this what you texted me about earlier? 118 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,400 - Oh, uh, Princess, can I have a word with George in private please? 119 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,680 - Oh, yes, of course. 120 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,800 - Is it two sugars? 121 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,560 - Uh, not any more. 122 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,160 - Um... 123 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,600 Simon and his Apprentice Day. 124 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,040 I can't justify it on my budget. 125 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,800 - Ditch it, you're the boss. 126 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,720 - I'm probably just being paranoid, but... 127 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,120 feels like one big pitch for my job. 128 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,160 - Hm. 129 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,880 Just cos you're paranoid doesn't mean to say you aren't right. 130 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,960 - Come on, there's nothing to it, I need a glamorous assistant. 131 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,240 - Simon, I'm wondering if I could have a word with you. 132 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,680 - About what? - It won't take long. 133 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,240 - Kind of got a lot on this morning. 134 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,840 - Yes, that's what I needed to talk to you about. 135 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:10,240 Um, Christine has been taking a look at the budget this year 136 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,760 and things are even tighter than we thought. 137 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:17,520 - I can't justify spending money we don't have on a non-essential... 138 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,040 - We're cancelling The Apprentice. - What? You can't! 139 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,000 - We have to. - Unfortunately, two to one. 140 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 - We promised the Student Council. 141 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,720 - It's an awkward situation, no-one's denying that, 142 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,680 but sometimes... 143 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,880 You know, leadership means taking tough decisions. 144 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,120 - There has to be a way. - I wish there was. 145 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,840 I'll... I'll tell the students. - No. 146 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,720 I'll do it. - Most of them are in the dining hall, I think. 147 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,440 - Now I just feel terrible. 148 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,880 - What, more terrible than 149 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,400 if his future father-in-law were to offer him your job? 150 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,440 - We just need to make sure the Mandarin classes are a success. 151 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,120 - BELL RINGS 152 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,200 Ooh, that's registration. 153 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,000 You're fired! 154 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,800 - No, you're fired! - You're fired! 155 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,960 - No, you're fired! 156 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,040 - Dynasty! 157 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,200 BOTH: You're fired! 158 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,360 - You all right? Looking forward to The Apprentice today, Sir? 159 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,320 - I've just come from Ms Mulgrew's office. 160 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,640 There's been a few budget issues. - You mean cuts? 161 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,440 - There can't be any without the Student Council being consulted. 162 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,200 - Yeah, and we're going to be making money for the school today. 163 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,920 That's the whole point. 164 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,160 - I know. - So, go on then, what are they getting rid of now? 165 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,040 - Imogen, take the register for me. 166 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,920 - Sir, where are you going? - Well, you're fired. 167 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,600 - George, what are you going to do about Mandarin classes? 168 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,440 - Well, it seems that Christine is hellbent 169 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,200 on me putting together some Mandarin curriculum for the LA 170 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,320 so I better crack on with it, I guess. - Well, I don't know if... - Shh! 171 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,920 - I don't know your Mandarin is good enough. 172 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,200 - Oh, I'll get by, it won't be a problem. 173 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,520 SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN 174 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,280 Something to do with the classrooms? Say it again? 175 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,280 - You are heading for big trouble, George 176 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,800 - Nothing we can't handle. 177 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,800 - What will you do if Christine finds out? 178 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,760 You know how important these Mandarin classes are to her. 179 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,320 She's put her faith in you, George. 180 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,800 - And we won't let her down! 181 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,160 Anyway, let me deal with Christine, we go way back. 182 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,200 - Yes, and that is why you shouldn't lie to her. 183 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,720 - You're not going to make a habit of this. 184 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,040 - We can call it off any time you like. 185 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:50,480 If you reckon you can handle a classroom all by yourself. 186 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,400 - I need my car keys. 187 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,640 Aren't you meant to be in your form room? 188 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,480 - Uh, I asked to see him, I won't keep him. 189 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,520 - OK. 190 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,960 - Where were we? 191 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,880 Wouldn't want Twinkle to find out about our arrangement, would we? 192 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,080 - Well, he's not going to find out, is he? 193 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,120 - We'll see. 194 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,320 Don't lose any sleep over it though. 195 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,520 - Kevin, this came for you after you left. 196 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,920 - Open it, then. 197 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,800 Studying in America? 198 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,480 What have you got that for? 199 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,880 - Nah, see, they've made a mistake, I ordered something else. 200 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,440 - What? - A French book? 201 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,760 What would I want with a book about studying in America? 202 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,200 - Me mum would do her nut in 203 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,400 if we moved any further than Edinburgh anyway, let alone abroad. 204 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,360 - The Yanks wouldn't let a Barry in anyway. 205 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,720 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing, it was a joke. 206 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,160 - Well, where's Mr Lowsley then? 207 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,360 We're not meant to be somewhere else for the Apprentice, are we? 208 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,840 - First break, in the hall. 209 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,880 - Hang on a minute, you're doing it? 210 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:17,280 - Yeah, it's great, innit. 211 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,280 Get to miss double science and PE, just for that. 212 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:20,280 - Well, I'll have a bit of that. 213 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,440 BELL RINGS 214 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,520 - No, see, it's student council members only, 215 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,320 and people we've specially invited. 216 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:27,840 Like Rhiannon. 217 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,920 - Would you go to America? 218 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,560 Obviously if Dynasty let you? 219 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,040 - Never really thought about it. 220 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,880 But it's a big world out there. 221 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,160 You know, there's a lot of places to go and experiences to have. 222 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,960 - Well, that's a bit deep for first period. 223 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,000 It would be good if you did though, wouldn't it? 224 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,840 I mean you're right, it is a bigger place, more opportunities? 225 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,760 Maybe you could make more of yourself out there. - Hm, maybe. 226 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,920 - Dynasty's got you on a leash, that's the only thing. 227 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:07,560 - Um, there are conversation sheets on your desk if you want to... 228 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,440 work your way through them 229 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,400 and Mrs Windsor is here... 230 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,040 to help you if you need it. 231 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,760 SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN 232 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,080 - Do you understand? 233 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,720 - Perfectly. 234 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,360 - Where is she? - Languages department. 235 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,920 - Right, here you go, that's a few lines. 236 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,920 - Now I am sure that I followed the instructions 237 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,640 on how to sync my e-mails but... - Give it here. 238 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:49,000 - I'm expecting word from Moira. - Ooh, that going all right? 239 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,320 Talk about her a fair bit! 240 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,440 - We've actually got quite a bit in common, and more all the time. 241 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,960 Opera, gardening, poetry, cats. 242 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,280 - There you go, your e-mail account settings were switched off. 243 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,120 Should be OK now. - And there she is! Five e-mails! 244 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,720 Thank you so much, Sonya! 245 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,800 - She seems happy about something. 246 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,560 - Yeah, she's, uh... She's met someone on the net. 247 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,640 - Ooh! That'll do it! Who's the lucky fella? 248 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:18,560 - Moira. Yeah, they're uh, quite good friends by the looks of things. 249 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,960 - Moira... 250 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,680 - See, last time, you said the word "her" meant "and", 251 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,560 but I read that you can't use that to link verbs. So...? 252 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,800 - Well worth checking up. 253 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,040 Why don't you do that for next week? 254 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:42,080 In fact, answering your own question is often the best way to learn. Oh! 255 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,280 - Can I borrow you, please? 256 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,320 Mrs Windsor, can you cover the rest of the period? 257 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,320 - SHE SPEAKS MANDARIN 258 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,040 - Sorry, my Mandarin's a bit rusty 259 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,560 - She says of course she can. 260 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,480 - Uh, Mrs Mulgrew. 261 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,360 Who you going to be in today's Apprentice? 262 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,960 - Lord Sugar, without a doubt! 263 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,360 - Um... 264 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,360 Mr Lowsley not said anything, then? 265 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,080 We can't do it, we just don't have the money. 266 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,120 - Oh, what? - Did we not get anywhere last week? 267 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,880 - You can't do that without talking to us about it! 268 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,640 - We don't have a choice, Imogen. 269 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,640 - You lied to us. - No, it is not like that. 270 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,000 - I think I might have solved our problem. 271 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,120 I'll fund The Apprentice competition, 272 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,320 I'll put the seed money up myself. 273 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,800 - I'm not sure I can let you do that. 274 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,320 - It's my money, you won't have to account for it to anyone. 275 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,760 There's not a shred of doubt in my mind we'll make it 276 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,840 all back with profit. 277 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,520 - I think that's a very good idea. 278 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,280 In fact, if you're still looking for a Nick, I'd be happy to oblige. 279 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,200 And as Sir Alan doesn't seem to be doing an awful lot 280 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,120 on the programme these days, 281 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,080 perhaps you'd like to play the part of the woman. 282 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,640 - Just call me Karren. 283 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,040 May the best deputy win. 284 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,440 - Nice phone, Miss, very cool! 285 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,120 - Ooh! Thank you, Lisa! 286 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,280 Oh, Maggie, do you know, living in the schoolhouse 287 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,720 under your care is working wonders for those children. 288 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,480 - Well, thank you very much, Audrey, I appreciate that - 289 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,960 even Grantly's warming to them. 290 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,880 - All right, listen, don't forget training tonight. - I won't. 291 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,320 Oh! And those Nicola Adams videos you sent me? 292 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,640 - They're amazing! - Yeah? 293 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,560 - She seems to be getting on all right. 294 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,080 - Yeah, I mean, it's early days, but Kacey's showing real promise. 295 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,240 - Well, I've seen the change in her work, you know, 296 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,320 since she took up boxing. 297 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,840 - Yeah? Well... 298 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,360 I think it's helping her get over Tom. 299 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,280 - It just seems so barbaric - there must be another way, surely. 300 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,800 - Works better than a lot of that touchy-feely nonsense. 301 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,160 - Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree. 302 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,680 - You're just helping Simon to stop Christine 303 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,320 from talking to you about Mandarin. 304 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,120 - I'm simply putting my best foot forward 305 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,080 on my first day as Deputy Head. 306 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,280 Speaking of which, can you ask Sonya for that e-mail from the authority? 307 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:24,600 Whip through it and puts some ideas together for the Mandarin roll-out. 308 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,080 - George, Apprentice time. 309 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,800 The idea was you back me up against Simon. 310 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,440 - The idea was to keep him close. 311 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,120 Feed him all the rope he needs. 312 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,080 - It's not a game. 313 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,800 - Picture his eager little face 314 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,680 as his Apprentice Day collapses around his ankles, which it will. 315 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,240 I'll make sure of that. 316 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,320 - Are you talking sabotage? 317 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,160 - Such an ugly word. 318 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,160 THEME MUSIC FROM THE APPRENTICE 319 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,880 - This is not a game. 320 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:55,160 This is a competition from hell. 321 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,760 - KIDS ALL LAUGH 322 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,920 - From all corners of Greenock... 323 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,560 ..the best pupils are gathering to go head-to-head 324 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,840 for the right to be called 325 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:13,880 the Waterloo Road Apprentice Champion! 326 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,840 - Welcome to The Apprentice! 327 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,840 - Do whatever it takes. 328 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,720 - All right, everyone, listen up! 329 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,960 We are splitting the teams by gender. 330 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,240 Girls over here, boys over there. 331 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,200 - Uh, that's not fair on the fellas. - That sounds good to me! 332 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,360 - We want it to be a competition, not a walkover. - Talk is cheap. 333 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,000 - Tell me that when we beat you. 334 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,920 - Right, each team gets £150. 335 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,760 You have until 3:00 this afternoon 336 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,160 to make as much money as possible. 337 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,760 Minimise your costs, maximise your margins, it couldn't be simpler. 338 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,600 The team that returns the biggest profit, wins. 339 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,080 Right, who are the team captains? 340 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,360 - I'll do it! - Yep, gents? 341 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,960 Let the fear of failure motivate you, there's nothing quite like it. 342 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,240 - Uh, do we get anything when we win? 343 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:24,040 - Yes, you win tickets to a pop concert of your own choice. 344 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,720 - You are kidding?! 345 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:32,000 - Yeah, unfortunately he is, the reward will be revealed at the end. 346 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,320 - Have you started without me? 347 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,360 - Eh, Student Council members only. - Yeah, I'm afraid she's right, Barry, 348 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,240 you're going to have to sit this one out. 349 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:43,120 - That said, I am sure Mr Barry has a natural sense of enterprise 350 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,920 which we could utilise. 351 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,920 It would be unsporting to exclude such a talent. 352 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,000 - Yeah. Good point. OK, Barry. 353 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,920 - And I'm happy to advise the girls, if that's OK? 354 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,120 - Yeah, let the games begin! 355 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,680 - Ooh! OK everyone... 356 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,640 Um, good news! 357 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,960 I'm taking you all for PE today! 358 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,640 - Where's Mr Lowsley? 359 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,520 - Uh, he's busy with the Apprentice, as you know. 360 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,000 - Have you ever done PE before? 361 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,360 - Well, I'm sure you could teach me a few pointers, I used to... Oh! 362 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,240 - Sorry, Miss... 363 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,400 Are you OK? 364 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,120 - My face! 365 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,480 My nose! 366 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,320 - Come on, guys, we've got to come up with something better than this. 367 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,280 - I'm not sure we've really cracked this one yet. 368 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,120 Come on, how are we going to wipe the floor with them? 369 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,760 - A sponsored silence? - Maybe you should led by example, mate. 370 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,240 That is the lamest idea I have ever heard. 371 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,160 - Yup? 372 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,320 Oh. 373 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,880 - OK, so we offer a service. Laundry, or dry cleaning? 374 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,680 - How many dirty kecks do we have to wash to make any money? 375 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,120 - Well, why don't we try washing cars AND windows? 376 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,240 - It pays nothing. 377 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,000 - Sorry, sir, I were in the bogs. Canteen muck is the pits. 378 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,400 - Thank you for that colourful mental image, Rhiannon. 379 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,960 - She's right though Sir, I'd gladly pay for my lunch 380 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,200 if there was somewhere nearby. - That's it! We can do food! 381 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,360 - Yeah! - Hmm. - Like what? - Pizza? 382 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,840 - Why don't we try some kind of food? - Boring. 383 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:45,080 - Hot food's too much hassle, how would we keep it warm? 384 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,360 - I know, uh, cakes? 385 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,240 Like a bake sale! - Could you think of anything more girly? 386 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,600 - You haven't got one good idea between youse? 387 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,720 - Where do we make them? - Er, Home Ec? 388 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,320 - What are we waiting for? 389 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,520 We can buy the ingredients off her too. 390 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,360 - But I reckon we should make a few samples first, you know, to try, 391 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,280 just to see if we're doing it right. 392 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,920 - Oi, we're trying to raise money, not your cholesterol. 393 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,160 - OK, so what's your idea then? 394 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,400 - Yeah, it's so easy knocking everybody else, Barry. 395 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,160 - Well, it is when you're coming out with all this! - Guys! 396 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,120 The key to success is to work as a team. 397 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,160 Now come on, calm. 398 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,360 - Barry Barry's involved? 399 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,440 Your handiwork, I presume? 400 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,200 - Consider the fuse lit. 401 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,520 - Well, I'm going to go and have a pee. 402 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,280 Let me know if you think of anything. 403 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,400 - "Please may I go to the toilet, Mr Lowsley?" 404 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,440 Yes, you may, Kevin. 405 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,080 - Oh! - Sorry! Sorry! 406 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,160 - It's not you, it's just talking. 407 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,680 It hurts. - Lift your head a bit further back, is that better? 408 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,200 - Think so. - I hope you haven't broken it. 409 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,800 - Broken it? 410 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,560 I can't, my wedding! - No, I'm sure it's just bruised. 411 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,200 - Thanks for doing this. 412 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,800 - It's no problem. 413 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,080 Lucky I had a free period. I think the bleeding's stopped. 414 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,640 - It's all Simon's fault - stupid Apprentice. 415 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,560 He just gets so tunnel-visioned that nothing else matters. 416 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,960 - Well, it's not such a bad quality to have. 417 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,960 - No, but you just feel so second-best. 418 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,640 I'm probably just moaning about nothing. 419 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,760 Do you ever feel this way with Moira? 420 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,560 - What? - Your girlfriend. 421 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,240 - Moira's not my girlfriend! 422 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,960 - Oh, oh, I am sorry! 423 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,160 I just, um... 424 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,720 I just, uh... 425 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,640 - Moira is my pen pal. 426 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,120 Here, take this. 427 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,680 You'll be fine. 428 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,320 - We could always eat what we don't sell anyway. 429 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,640 - I think the cake sale's a brilliant idea. 430 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,200 There's no way the lads are going to win this. 431 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,880 - I'm coming round to it. 432 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,840 - Cakes? That's their big idea? - Yup! 433 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,280 They're really excited about it - 434 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,000 they think it's actually going to win! 435 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,120 This competition is ours! - Rhiannon will have eaten most of the profits 436 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,880 before they've even iced the things! 437 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,400 - Guys, that's enough. - At least they're doing something. 438 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,400 - Yeah, to earn themselves some pocket money. 439 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,520 Um... 440 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,040 House clearances. 441 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,000 That is how we win! 442 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,480 - Go on. 443 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,400 - Greenock's full of old bids... - Barry! 444 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,520 - Elderly ladies with houses stuffed full of junk 445 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,440 that they just don't know how to get rid of. 446 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,840 - So, what do we do? 447 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,360 - So we knock on the door, and we tell them 448 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,560 that we can clear out their old sewing machines and teasmades 449 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,400 for about 20 quid, then we flog it. 450 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,920 Minimal start-up costs, and we double our earning power. 451 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,400 - That's an impressive bit of leadership thinking, Barry. 452 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,640 - What can I say, Sir, some people have just got it. 453 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,240 - Well, it's still a theory - there's no money in the coffers yet. 454 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:54,000 But, let's go with it, yeah? Get a couple of trolleys from the kitchen, 455 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,880 get out there, door-to-door. Come on! 456 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,160 - Kev, wait. 457 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,920 We need to make sure that we actually do win this. 458 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,080 - How? 459 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,120 - By making sure the girls won't. 460 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,320 - I thought we might've had a free period, Miss. 461 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,360 - Today's Apprentice competition doesn't mean 462 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,000 you can skive Mr Lowsley's classes. 463 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,160 - I'm just saying, it's not fair. - Well, life seldom is. 464 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,280 Great news about the Mandarin classes, 465 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,600 George must be very excited! - Oh, yes! Yes, of course. 466 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,000 - Miss M? 467 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,400 - Last time I looked, my name was Mrs Mulgrew. 468 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,120 - MUSIC: "Sugar, Sugar" by The Candies 469 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,600 470 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,000 471 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,840 472 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,680 473 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,400 - So, if it's 50p a cake, 474 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,160 how much profit are we going to make off 250 then? 475 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,880 - £96. - That's not enough, double it. 476 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,240 - Who's going to pay a pound for a cupcake? 477 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,480 - She's right. I reckon 60p. 478 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,640 - It's not enough, I'm telling you! - 121. 479 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,000 - We'll always get rid of those to students with that price. 480 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,160 - Girls, 60p it is. 481 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:26,560 - You need to organise a stall before lunch break starts 482 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,600 to let your customers know there's alternative fare on offer. 483 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,840 Hm? Get going on this! 484 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,720 Get up to IT lab, whip up some posters. Hm? 485 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,080 All hands on deck, come on! 486 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,640 - Well, we can't all go, we'll get behind here. 487 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,800 Someone will have to stay. 488 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,120 - Many hands, light work, et cetera, et cetera. 489 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,320 The sooner you go, the sooner you get back, hm? 490 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,200 - Don't let the cakes burn. - I won't. 491 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,360 Come on. 492 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,640 - Talk about making it easy. 493 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,360 - You think we should do this? 494 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,600 - We're not leaving it to chance! 495 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,200 We stop them making their cakes, we win. 496 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,280 - George! George! 497 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,840 Christine nearly caught me doing your work! 498 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,320 - Uh, well, did you manage it? - I guess I made a start. 499 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,760 - When's it going to be finished? 500 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,880 - George, how many times do I have to say it? 501 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,400 You can't keep doing this! 502 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,760 - Hey, hey, maybe we can, like, hide all the cutlery. 503 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,120 - No, no, no, no, that would take too long! 504 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,520 - Don't be soft! 505 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,840 Erm, right. 506 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,800 There's a fuse box over the other end, 507 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,960 Mrs Budgen's going on about it being dicky. 508 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,120 - Oh, yeah, all right. 509 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,440 We should use the other door. 510 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,680 - Look, it isn't going to work. 511 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,160 This is dishonest. 512 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,760 - Not if it's the two of us working as a team. 513 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,480 - Are we working as a team? 514 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,160 When I'm doing everything? 515 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,640 George, will you listen to me? 516 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,480 You ARE a good language teacher, 517 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,400 you can teach French and German very well. 518 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,880 But Mandarin? 519 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,880 You could maybe order at a Chinese restaurant, but that's it! 520 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,880 You have to tell Christine... 521 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,120 and she will understand. 522 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,840 - Tell her what exactly? 523 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,800 There's been some misunderstanding? I've been teaching it all term! 524 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,480 - And we just... Just nick them? - Exactly. 525 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,960 Hey! We might make a Barry out of you yet! 526 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,480 In you go! 527 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,680 - What? Me? 528 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,560 - You know what to do! 529 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,440 I'll keep a lookout. - OK. 530 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,320 - GEORGE: Anyway, I'm not going to do what you tell me to do, or anyone else! 531 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,120 - George! This is not going to work! 532 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,560 Why can't you see that? 533 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,360 - A little respect wouldn't go amiss either. - Oh, respect? 534 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,520 - Yes, a small word, but an important one. 535 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,080 - Well, how can I respect you when you are doing this? 536 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,160 - Look, my dearest lovely, I know you're trying to help. 537 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,800 But trust me on this one. - Don't patronise me. 538 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,640 - Why don't you get yourself home, make us a lovely meal? 539 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,280 Seriously... 540 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,680 you're no help to me here, you're no use. Come on. 541 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,080 Off you go, come on. 542 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,480 Hey! 543 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,200 - What's wrong with Mrs Windsor? 544 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,720 - Uh, she's not feeling very well, I'll be back in a minute. 545 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,360 - Uh, Sir, the ovens have been turned off! 546 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,520 - Ah, that's vile! 547 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,560 It's full of salt! - Who's been in here? 548 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,880 - No idea. 549 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,720 - That's what happens when you let our Barry get involved. 550 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,440 - Wait, I think I've got an idea. Come on, quick! 551 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,880 - All right, lads, let's get busy! 552 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,440 - Where've you been? 553 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,520 - Uh, yeah, Barry, what happened?! 554 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,600 - Getting ready to win! Come on, boys! 555 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,680 - Hey...is everything OK? 556 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,000 - Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Um... 557 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,640 What are you boys doing? 558 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,800 - Oh, we're collecting junk from people's houses 559 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,080 and then flogging it. 560 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,320 It's our business plan? Barry reckons it's a winner. - Oh. 561 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,000 Really? - Yeah. 562 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,960 - Well, if it's junk you're after, 563 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,280 I know someone who has a house full of it. 564 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,520 - Perfect! - Cool. 565 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,720 - Right, lads, I'll see you in town, yeah? 566 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,520 Princess? 567 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,920 - Rhiannon! You're making a mess! 568 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,680 - Sorry, but we're running out of time! 569 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,840 Where's the bicarb, has anyone seen it? 570 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,920 - I don't care if he's my brother, I'm going to kill him. 571 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,560 - I don't think Connor would've had anything to do with it. 572 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:44,120 - There is, of course, a perfectly reasonable explanation 573 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,160 to all of this. 574 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,160 - We're baking against the clock, Sir, and Maggie said it were all right. 575 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,320 - The boys set the fuses out the ovens in Home Ec 576 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,680 and then poured salt into our cake mixture. 577 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:57,040 - Glad to see the competitive spirit is alive and well at Waterloo Road. 578 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,520 - They're sad and pathetic. - And we are going to slaughter them. 579 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,360 - So here it is! 580 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,600 - SHE GIGGLES 581 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,520 - Oh, wait till you see, he has enough stuff to fill three junk shops. 582 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,760 - Hey, this is good clobber, this! 583 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,160 - Are you sure Mr Windsor's OK with us taking all this? 584 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,560 - Oh, yes, he's been saying for ages he wants it emptied. 585 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,400 - It's just, we wouldn't want to take anything that you want to keep. 586 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,760 - Oh, no, it's OK. 587 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,680 - Sorted, then, let's get cracking! 588 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,960 - Well, maybe you could show us. Just in case. 589 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,000 - No, it's all right, you can trust us. 590 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,960 If we're not sure, we'll ask. 591 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,080 - OK, I'll get you some boxes. 592 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,800 - How much do you want for it all? - Oh, nothing, Connor, just take it. 593 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,280 - Thanks, we really appreciate it. 594 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,920 - Oh, it's no problem, you're helping me. 595 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,840 - So, is everything good with you? 596 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,040 - If you need more boxes, I have them here. - OK, Mrs Windsor. 597 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,480 - Is it OK if I get a drink of water? - Oh, yes, of course. 598 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,760 - I suppose junk and stuff just builds up over the years. 599 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,480 Don't realise how much you've got. 600 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,160 - Oh, yeah, Mr Windsor is terrible like that. 601 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,800 He never throws away anything. 602 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,880 I've been telling him for ages, we have to get rid of that stuff. 603 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,680 - Thanks. No, no, I just wanted to make sure. 604 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,840 Barry's the type of person 605 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,440 that would clear this house out if you let him. - Really? - Yeah. 606 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,720 An anthology of modern Chinese poetry! - Oh. 607 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,080 - I guess it'll be a few years 608 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,360 before I can wrap my head around any of this. 609 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,360 - Well, why don't you take it with you? 610 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,720 Yeah, I think you'll understand more than you think. - You sure? 611 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,320 - Yeah, it's the best way to learn, Kevin. 612 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,760 - I'll bring it back. 613 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,760 - No, keep it. 614 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,440 - Are you sure? 615 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,920 Thanks. 616 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,000 - OK, I reckon... 617 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,720 that's us got everything. 618 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,080 Otherwise we won't be able to carry it back to school. 619 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,440 - And I'll have a shifty around. 620 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,760 - Like Kev says, don't take anything else. 621 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,840 - Oh, not you as well! 622 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,160 Look, get that lot outside, I'll be there in a second. 623 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,240 Viagra? 624 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,120 Georgie Porgie. 625 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,640 You naughty little devil. 626 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,840 PHONE RINGS 627 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,520 - So, do you miss your family? 628 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,400 - Oh... 629 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,520 Well, we e-mail and Skype, so... 630 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,000 it's not so bad. 631 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,800 - A lot of people never go anywhere, or do anything. 632 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,120 You know, they stay with what they've got in life. 633 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,360 I...don't think I want that. 634 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,280 I'm ready to move on... 635 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,320 You know, leave all this behind me. 636 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,280 - Well, I'm sure you'd make a great life for yourself. 637 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,480 I mean, you're so smart. 638 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,000 - Have you ever thought about doing something completely different? 639 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,600 Something that scares you? 640 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,120 - No, not really. 641 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,720 - I have. 642 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,800 A lot. 643 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,360 - This is for you. 644 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,960 - What does it mean? 645 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,560 - Maybe one day you can tell... 646 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,120 - I think that's us got everything, Kevin. 647 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,000 - Hiya! 648 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,840 - What's going on? 649 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,440 - Simon wants an Apprentice-style boardroom. 650 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,440 He needs it to be exactly like the real thing. 651 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,080 Well, near enough. - That's Simon for you. 652 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,520 If a job's worth doing... 653 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:43,040 I am so sorry about earlier. 654 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,480 - Well, Miss Spark, one should try not to jump to conclusions. 655 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,920 - About what? 656 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,600 - I, er, thought Moira was Audrey's girlfriend. 657 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,840 I thought she was gay. 658 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,360 - Oh. 659 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,960 - Well, it's... 660 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,360 I've got to... I better... 661 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,920 - Yeah, thanks for your help. 662 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,920 Um... Nikki's sort of... 663 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:14,280 She had a bit of a thing with me sister last year. 664 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,200 - Oh, you are kidding me! 665 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,520 It's one thing after another today! 666 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,080 - Can't be all bad. 667 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,040 Judging by the size of that engagement ring, 668 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,120 you must be doing something right somewhere. 669 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,320 - I'm having to share him with the job at the moment, 670 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,120 and I can't see that changing any time soon. 671 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,960 - Oh, maybe you just need to remind him of what he's missing. 672 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,320 - Where are all my...? 673 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,400 What have you done? 674 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:01,560 - Hey lads, Sir, check this lot out! 675 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,080 - Where'd you get that lot from? - Aladdin's cave. 676 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,400 - Ah, that's quite impressive! - Yeah, Mrs Windsor was very generous. 677 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,280 - So you might as well call the girls and tell them not to bother. 678 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,600 This competition's ours! 679 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,560 Let's get these gems to the high street. 680 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,840 - Yeah, load them up! 681 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,720 - So, you going to tell me what's going on? 682 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,360 - It's just junk, George. 683 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,560 Can't you see you're messing everything up? 684 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,640 You're ruining things with your job, with us. 685 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,560 - You have nothing without me. 686 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,680 - Ha! George, you said I should show you respect. 687 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,480 You don't show me any! 688 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:41,240 Well, at least Kevin and the other boys are nice to me. - He's a creep. 689 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,560 Oh, no... 690 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,760 The little sh... - What, George? 691 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,600 - You know, you're absolutely right, I don't have any respect for you. 692 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,240 Why would I have anything other than complete contempt 693 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,720 for someone who is so stupid 694 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,760 that they let three hormone-ravaged Neanderthals 695 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,200 run amuck in our home? 696 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,080 - What time is it? - We're late, and if we don't get these out now, 697 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,800 we won't have time to sell them. We're never going to make enough! 698 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,800 - What are we going to do then? - Sell each one for a pound. 699 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,960 It's the only way you'll make enough to win. 700 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,200 - Well, apparently nobody can afford that. 701 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,000 - No, not in the school, but they can in town! 702 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,640 - Ah! Thanks, Mr Budgen! 703 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,160 - Yeah, right, now scram. 704 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,560 I've got some convalescing to get on with. 705 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,520 Come on, chop chop! Out! - Go! 706 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,640 - DANCE MUSIC 707 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,920 Hey, want to know the best bit? 708 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,480 Georgie's little helpers! 709 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,000 We can sell them for a mint! 710 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,360 - The house was weird. 711 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,600 It was like she didn't even live there, you know? 712 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,000 Like it wasn't her home, just his. 713 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000 He obviously didn't love her or... - What are you doing kissing her? 714 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,680 - I didn't know it was going to happen. 715 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,440 - I'll tell you what is going to happen. 716 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,600 When Mr Windsor finds out, he's going to kill you! 717 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,880 - Let's make sure he doesn't. 718 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,000 Don't tell anyone, Connor! I mean it. 719 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,880 - Ah! 720 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,160 Where are they? - Where are what? 721 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,680 - My pills, you arrogant little... - I don't have any of your pills! 722 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,720 - I'm going to ask you this one more time. 723 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,720 - You can ask me as many times as you want. 724 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,040 I don't have anything. 725 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,480 - George? 726 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,320 - Kevin, you all right? - Did you just batter Kevin? 727 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,600 Ah, out! 728 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,360 Now. 729 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,360 What happened? 730 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,400 - I didn't touch him, he just fell. 731 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,360 - Is that right? - No, I didn't just fall. 732 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,040 - He decked him to the floor, 733 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,000 Kevin went, then he was booting him. 734 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,080 Mr Windsor. 735 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,040 You're fired. 736 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,160 - The boy was trying to humiliate me. 737 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,920 - Did you hit him? 738 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,760 - Much as I would've liked to, no - I told you, he fell. 739 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,440 - George. - He fell! 740 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,200 Or he dived. I wouldn't put it past him. 741 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,640 - Give me something to work with! 742 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,080 - Are you seriously going to let him get away with this? 743 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,680 - He's not the one we're talking about. 744 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,560 You realise how serious this is? 745 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,360 - It's him that you should be dragging in here. - You don't get it, do you? 746 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,920 He's a teenager. 747 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,280 You're a grown man. You are a teacher and he is a pupil. 748 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,440 That's always been your problem, 749 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,840 you've never taken responsibility for yourself - 750 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,040 you won't even do it now! 751 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,040 Look at the position you've put me in. 752 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,800 - I can't believe I'm hearing this. 753 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,160 Are you actually...? 754 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,160 - I HAVE to suspend you! 755 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,360 At least until we get things sorted. - And what about my side of the story? 756 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,800 I just told you that I didn't touch him. 757 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:54,120 I mean, do you think I would? All the years you've known me? 758 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,200 - Like I say, it'll be investigated, but for now, 759 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,480 I just need you to go home. 760 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,680 Can't tell you how disappointed I am about this. 761 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,480 Find Kevin. - Did he actually hit you? 762 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,960 Did you tell him what happened between you two? - No. 763 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:28,840 He lost it when he found out his pills had gone. 764 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,520 - But did he actually touch you? I mean, push you or something? 765 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,160 - He was going to! And I haven't done anything to him! 766 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,520 - That he knows about! 767 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,080 You can't say he did if he didn't, he'll lose his job! 768 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,600 - Good! 769 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,360 Look, he treats us like we don't matter, like we're nothing. 770 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,120 And he treats his wife even worse, I've seen them together. 771 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,360 - A wife that you kissed! 772 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,920 And that's going to make things better? 773 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,280 - He deserves everything that's coming to him. 774 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,960 - You think? You know, you sound just like Barry. 775 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,960 Think about what you're doing. 776 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,520 - So, we have established that posters like these 777 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,760 were used to drum up support for the war effort. 778 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,160 Who can tell me what this was called? 779 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,680 Lisa! - Propaganda? 780 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,520 - Exactly, and propaganda is biased... 781 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,080 and therefore, unreliable. 782 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:24,160 But does that mean it's of no use to us as historians? 783 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,000 - No, Miss, it's still useful 784 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,760 because it tells us what the government wanted people to think. 785 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,080 - Yes, it does, Lisa, very good. 786 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,200 OK, in your pairs, I would like you 787 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,240 to work through the rest of the sheets, 788 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,240 deciding on the reliability of each source. 789 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,240 (I'm impressed.) 790 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,960 (It seems we've turned a corner, doesn't it?) 791 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,040 - Yes, Miss. 792 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,160 - Kevin, I'll ask you again. 793 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,920 What were you arguing about? - I don't want to say. 794 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,360 - Well, I want to know. 795 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,480 - What we need to know is whether Mr Windsor hit you. 796 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,480 - No. 797 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,400 - You're absolutely sure he didn't touch you? 798 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,640 - Look, I'm sorry if I made it sound like he did. 799 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,480 But we were arguing and I fell backwards over a chair. 800 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,240 - Have you any idea how serious an accusation like this is? 801 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,520 Mr Windsor could've lost his job. 802 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,280 - I know, I know. I'm sorry. 803 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,560 - Well, I think the best thing we could do right now, 804 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,960 as long as Mr Windsor agrees, is put the whole thing behind us. 805 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,200 No need to spoil what's been a fantastic day. 806 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,560 It's nearly boardroom time, off you go. 807 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,800 - Won't be much longer. 808 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,920 - Kevin said... 809 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,480 you never touched him. 810 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,640 He fell. 811 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,480 - Which is exactly what I told you. 812 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,120 - You put yourself in a stupid situation today 813 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,440 and damned near threw your career away because of it, 814 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,120 so I wouldn't sound quite so self-righteous. 815 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,360 Any way you look at it, today's been a car crash. 816 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,600 - Could've gone better. - You can stop packing now, George. 817 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,640 - Oh, yeah. 818 00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,680 - Simon, on the other hand, hasn't put a foot wrong, 819 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,880 in fact he's had such a good day I'm starting to quite like him. 820 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,600 Am I backing the wrong horse here? 821 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,280 - No. 822 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,840 No, absolutely not. 823 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,960 - So we can start again tomorrow? 824 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,480 - Yeah, of course. 825 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,120 - Good. 826 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,840 Because you and the Mandarin initiative could be all I have. 827 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,240 - PUPILS ALL TALK AT ONCE 828 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,120 What's this about you and Windsor? 829 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,080 - What? - Mr Windsor? 830 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,320 - Oh, it was nothing. 831 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,400 - Oh, yeah, like the missing fuses and salt in the icing? 832 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,840 - What? No, no, I never touched the icing. 833 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:54,360 - Come off it, we all know you did. Cheaters! Cheat! Cheat! 834 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,000 - GIRLS: Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! 835 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,040 - Oi! Oi! All right. 836 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,200 Mr Lowsley will see you now. - In you go. 837 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,640 - Come on in. 838 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,720 Sit in your two teams, please. 839 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,680 - Where's Windsor? 840 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,040 Already been escorted off the premises? 841 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,240 - That was a misunderstanding, and it's all been cleared up now. 842 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,440 - Afternoon, teams. 843 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:56,400 - ALL: Good afternoon, Lord Lowsley. 844 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,560 - Right, before we get to the results, how do you think it went? 845 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,680 - We had a setback early on, 846 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,080 and I think we did really well to come back from it. 847 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,480 - Good. Gents? 848 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,720 - We coined it, Sir. 849 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,800 That's what it's all about, isn't it? - Yeah, that and cheating. 850 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,720 - They can't say that! - All right, settle down. 851 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,040 Right then, the results. 852 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,040 - TENSE MUSIC 853 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,640 - The girls...returned a profit of £95.60. 854 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,160 Excellent effort. 855 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:46,680 But the boys, with minimal expenditure have taken it, 856 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,840 with an impressive return of £132. 857 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,600 Boys, you're hired. 858 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,440 - And you're fired! 859 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,360 - Only because they cheated. - At least we can live with ourselves. 860 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,080 - Whatever. - Tonight there'll be a barbecue at the schoolhouse, 861 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,640 paid for by the start-up budget. 862 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,360 The idea being 863 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,400 that the losers would serve the winners by way of forfeit. 864 00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,760 However, we've decided to pick the names at random. Sonya? 865 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,280 - Connor... 866 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,920 Barry...and... 867 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,120 Oh, Kevin. 868 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,880 - That's not funny. - How about that? 869 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,240 I heard a whisper about certain tactics that might've been used 870 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:42,400 but, to be honest, I'm taking that with a pinch of salt. 871 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,480 - Well, we still won. 872 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,440 - Yeah, I'm sure it'll still look like that 873 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,360 when you're waiting on us hand and foot! 874 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,880 - Hey! Ah, looks like it went well! 875 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,360 You did it, I'm very proud of you. 876 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,280 - Well, they did it, didn't you? 877 00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,920 - KIDS ALL SHOUT 878 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,600 - I might've helped them a little bit though, catch you later! 879 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,240 - Mr Windsor! Wait. 880 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,560 I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 881 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:10,760 - You should be. - Yeah, well, if you weren't such a miserable sod 882 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,400 then maybe people would like you and none of this would've happened. 883 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,640 Maybe your wife would like you too. 884 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:25,240 - PHONE BEEPS 885 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,800 - Ah! - Moira! - Really? 886 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,560 - Oh, no! 887 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,040 - What? 888 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,000 - "I'm sorry to share all my problems with you, 889 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,480 "but I've just had some bad news - 890 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,080 "my husband's had to go in to hospital." 891 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,360 - Oh! Poor thing! 892 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,640 Well, you better reply! 893 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,440 - PHONE BEEPS 894 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,080 "Sorry, Moira, can I help?" 895 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,800 - What are you going to tell her? 896 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,200 - Stupid old bint, she's falling for it. 897 00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,240 - You two going to come to the barbecue? 898 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:03,040 Schoolhouse kids are very welcome to join. 899 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,360 - Yeah, that'd be great, thanks. 900 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,120 - Good answer. 901 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,200 Right, come on then, howay, give us a hand with the salad. 902 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,720 - BEE BUZZES 903 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,760 LIGHT ROCK MUSIC 904 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,440 - Right, serve that lot out and don't drop any. 905 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,120 - Boy! Garcon! Over here! 906 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,960 - Do you want to eat it? Or wear it? 907 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,600 - I don't think the service is very good round here, do you? 908 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,080 - Burgers! Anyone want a burger? 909 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,440 - I reckon they're naturals, the lot of them, born to serve. 910 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,360 - Vocation found at last. 911 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,360 - Well, we look like idiots. - Yeah. 912 00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,480 I just wanted to say thanks for earlier, for the advice. 913 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,000 - Glad you got it sorted. 914 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,200 - If I could have your attention for a second, please. 915 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,000 Ah, I have to admit, I had one or two doubts about today. 916 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,400 I wasn't sure we could make it work, but thanks to... 917 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,080 Simon Lowsley... 918 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,040 and his quite scary enthusiasm, 919 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,040 determination and faith in you all, it did. 920 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,000 So let's hear it for Mr Lowsley! 921 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,640 - The pills, they've gone, they were in me jacket! 922 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,880 - Yeah, I gave them to Mr Windsor. 923 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,200 It was out of order what you did, taking them. 924 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,200 - I could've got money off them! 925 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,000 What is wrong with you? 926 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,480 - Nothing. - Just when I think you're learning how to be one of us, 927 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,880 you go and pull something like this? 928 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,800 You will never be a Barry. 929 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,960 - Maybe I don't want to. 930 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,200 - Hey! I'm starving over here! 931 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,640 - You know, who's to say that we can't make house clearances 932 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,240 and recycling an on-going thing? 933 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,080 It's a great way of generating income. 934 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,040 - Well, after today, I couldn't argue. 935 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,920 But I hear George might. 936 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,880 Apparently his decanter collection's not what it used to be. 937 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,400 - You can shift a whole load of it online, it's easy. 938 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,240 - Yeah, it's worth looking into! 939 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,200 - It's a yes from me, look into it. 940 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,640 - Thought we might open this? 941 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,160 If you wanted? 942 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,000 To celebrate my appointment as Deputy Head? 943 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,880 We haven't done that yet. 944 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,680 - I thought you looked gorgeous today at the barbecue. 945 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,480 You were the best there. 946 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,520 Is everything all right? - Yeah. 947 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,560 - DOOR OPENS 948 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,920 - Dynasty, time to get your skates on. 949 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,760 Party's over. - OK. 950 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,240 You know that American uni thing you got today? 951 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,520 - No, that wasn't for me. - Yeah. 952 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,720 Maybe we should think about where we want to go. 953 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:29,560 It's a big world out there. 954 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,120 - Yeah. That's what I was thinking. 955 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,800 - We could try Edinburgh. 956 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,760 It's a bit far, but it's meant to be pretty good there. 957 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,120 - Yeah, yeah, we should. 958 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,640 - I'll see you later. 959 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,920 - MUSIC: "Ruler Of My Heart" by Irma Thomas 960 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,280 - Well, Miss Spark, this is a pleasant surprise. 961 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,680 I thought you weren't staying over tonight? 962 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,680 I thought you said the flat was too dirty. 963 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,600 - Well, maybe I like dirty. 964 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,440 - "Kevin... 965 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,120 "Always follow your dreams..." 966 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,680 "Princess." 967 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,200 - I can't believe how well that went. 968 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,160 - Me neither. - No, I meant today. 969 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,480 Seriously, that was great. 970 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,760 - Anything you put your mind to, Simon Lowsley, it happens. 971 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,680 What? 972 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:57,160 - So, if I were to put my mind to something happening, say, 973 00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,000 the Saturday after the end of term. 974 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,280 Like, getting married for instance. 975 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,480 You reckon that would happen too? - Yes! 976 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,000 MUSIC: "Train Song" by Vashti Bunyan 977 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:35,120 - Guys, you've got two free periods 978 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,880 to get Waterloo Junction up and running. 979 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,960 It needs to look as slick as possible, yeah? 980 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,480 - Wow, that looks amazing, girls! 981 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,280 - Well, at least we can all get to go to the party then. 982 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,400 - So, you got a date then, Rhiannon? 983 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,840 - Nah. 984 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,560 - You want to leave? - It's boring! 985 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,640 - Do you want to go to the party with me? 986 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,480 Give me your phone. 987 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,040 Call me later, yeah? 988 00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,400 - You've left him already? 989 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,880 - I was going to, but... 990 00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,880 - No, no, no, you can't change your mind! 991 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,360 - He cut up my credit cards! 992 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,840 - If she is giving her number out that easy, what else would she give? 993 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,720 - What? - You're going to ask her for a picture... 994 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,520 then you're going to send it to me. 995 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,480 - Please! 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